Thursday, July 21, 2005

Cyber masturbation

I think I have found the perfect answer to my long distance relationship blues. Well at least the sexual part of it. The High Joy Rabbit allows my man to get me off without being on me or in me. The High Joy Rabbit is the Rabbit Pearl vibe gone high tech. According to the website of my favorite toy store, "The controls for the strong vibration of the clit attachment and the swivel of the sturdy shaft appear as a tool bar online so your partner (or an anonymous subscriber in the chat room) runs the show."

If one of us doesn't move soon, I know exactly what I'm asking for as an anniversary gift.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is radical.


7/22/2005 01:27:00 PM  
Blogger Debra said...

Wow. A Sexy Tomatoes article?

7/23/2005 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what I want to know, is where is that dildo designer from? a fucking serial port connection? you ever try to configure that sort of shit? headache... it's 2005, tell them to hook up your sex toy to a USB port...

7/24/2005 01:46:00 AM  
Blogger Debra said...

Funny that I didn't notice that either... Who would use a serial port setup?

7/24/2005 02:31:00 AM  
Blogger Ms Cherry Galette said...

i WANT that!!!

7/27/2005 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no configuring necessary with the serial port...plug it in and it works. Serial equals instant worldwide compatibility. USB is country by country regulatory approvals. The vibrator itself is simply amazing!!

8/01/2005 01:35:00 AM  
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