In the spirit of the season

This was in my email inbox a few days back:

"There will be no live Nativity Scene in Washington DC this year! The
Supreme Court has ruled there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington
DC this Christmas season.

This isn't for any religious reason, they simply
have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's
capitol. There was no problem however, finding enough asses to fill the
stable."