Thursday, May 11, 2006

Because I Ain't too Proud to Beg

In case you don't know me personally and know the shamelessness that is Mala you may not know that this coming Friday is my birthday. I will be entering my last year as a twenty-something. Now what does a not quite thirty year old single NYRican writer woman want for her birthday? Well to make it easier on you all and so that I have a point of reference. Because I am practical most of the things on the extensive list below are things I actually need. I am fully aware that I will not likely get any of the things below unless I get em for my damn self- and that's fine. Just indulge me a bit ok?

photo printer ink
A subscription to this magazine
Upgrade me here
Take me to see n adult movie (and no I don't mean porn I mean something that doesn't involve animation or talking animals or fucking kids saving the day.
Books- tell me your favorites!
Free babysitting- so I can write- read- fuck- or just so I can pee without interuption
Send me to a concert - I haven't been to one in years.
A haircut
A manicure/pedicure (sandalia season is upon us)
There are many good restaurants in NY- take me to one
I like opera- there I said it- I'm not ashamed. If you like me you will take me to the opera
A new digital camera - I have one and it works but it's a few years old and new one would be nice. who doesn't like new things?
Sex toys - Yes my current partner is working fine thank you very much but sometimes I need a lunchtime orgasm


Blogger Jennifer Woodard Maderazo said...

For this to really work you'll need to update the list so, for example, you don't end up with two subscriptions to Bitch magazine.

5/11/2006 01:06:00 PM  
Blogger Debra said...

Ain't nothing wrong with Opera.

5/11/2006 06:24:00 PM  
Blogger Ms.Maegan said...

So far I got a paid live journal account so I took that off the list.

Debra- I agree there ain't nothing wromg with opera but I get so much flack for liking it

5/12/2006 10:16:00 AM  
Blogger Curmudgeon said...

awww...I'm only a week or so late- not bad by my standards! But, Happy Birthday and Happy Mami's Day!!! Tell ya what- when MY little sweetie comes out here to visit me this summer, she will babysit for you so you can read, write, pee, whatever (all at the same time?)

5/17/2006 10:56:00 AM  

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