Thursday, May 11, 2006

Because I Ain't too Proud to Beg

In case you don't know me personally and know the shamelessness that is Mala you may not know that this coming Friday is my birthday. I will be entering my last year as a twenty-something. Now what does a not quite thirty year old single NYRican writer woman want for her birthday? Well to make it easier on you all and so that I have a point of reference. Because I am practical most of the things on the extensive list below are things I actually need. I am fully aware that I will not likely get any of the things below unless I get em for my damn self- and that's fine. Just indulge me a bit ok?

photo printer ink
A subscription to this magazine
Upgrade me here
Take me to see n adult movie (and no I don't mean porn I mean something that doesn't involve animation or talking animals or fucking kids saving the day.
Books- tell me your favorites!
Free babysitting- so I can write- read- fuck- or just so I can pee without interuption
Send me to a concert - I haven't been to one in years.
A haircut
A manicure/pedicure (sandalia season is upon us)
There are many good restaurants in NY- take me to one
I like opera- there I said it- I'm not ashamed. If you like me you will take me to the opera
A new digital camera - I have one and it works but it's a few years old and new one would be nice. who doesn't like new things?
Sex toys - Yes my current partner is working fine thank you very much but sometimes I need a lunchtime orgasm

4 Comments:

Blogger Jennifer Woodard Maderazo said...

For this to really work you'll need to update the list so, for example, you don't end up with two subscriptions to Bitch magazine.

5/11/2006 01:06:00 PM  
Blogger Debra said...

Ain't nothing wrong with Opera.

5/11/2006 06:24:00 PM  
Blogger Ms.Maegan said...

So far I got a paid live journal account so I took that off the list.

Debra- I agree there ain't nothing wromg with opera but I get so much flack for liking it

5/12/2006 10:16:00 AM  
Blogger Curmudgeon said...

awww...I'm only a week or so late- not bad by my standards! But, Happy Birthday and Happy Mami's Day!!! Tell ya what- when MY little sweetie comes out here to visit me this summer, she will babysit for you so you can read, write, pee, whatever (all at the same time?)

5/17/2006 10:56:00 AM  

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